Tuesday, September 13, 2011

duhai...miss.eyeliner..

assalamualaikum...


haiii back...n hello everybody...

today's life was ok..alhamdullilah..strong + healthy...thank you Allah...

hari nie aq nak share satu citer funny..

citer nie bout sorang budak yg gatal2..nak try+ cuba + test nak pakai miss. eyeliner....yg liquid plak tue aduyaiii...

memang failed tahap tak boleh diterima logic akal btul...sob3

nak tau nape aq failed??
hmmm...to be frankly said..aq nie jenis species yg xreti nak make up , sume aq main tonyoh je kat muke..last2 hasilnyee sgtlah menghantui sume org..ahahah..yg aq tau aq cume pakai bedak @ compact powder...pastu kalo aq rajin @ kalo aq teringat nak pakai lipbalm
nape aq cakap kalo aq teringat?? is mainly bcoz aq nie slalo terlupe nak pakai lipbalm...pastu mulelah bibir tue kering+merekah macm tanah musim kemarau..
EPIC FAIL!!! bebeh...
fyi:aq kurang minum air..dehydrate selalo..
pastu mulelah aq dgr pok cik membebel suh minum air..(T___T)
what to do...haisshhh...disappointed with myself too (T____T)...huargghhh

warning!!
kids ...dont try this at home yah
ingat ye...kene selalo minum air...air penting untuk badan kiter yep...

hishh..apelah aq merewang nie..nak cakap pasal eyeliner lah..aduyaiii...ok3...focus3
n pastuh...sambung blk citer atas tuh..
that's it I am ready to go...(classes ke dating ke and etc.)
lagipun...
my pok cik xsuke aq make up2 nie..coz die malas nak tggu lame2..sbb die kate aq slalo lambat n sebenar2 nyeee die malas nak tggu aq..heehehehe...
(and then die kate lah aq nie nampak natural in beauty..ayat mmg power kan)
padahal tak pun...(*-%)

ok3...now lets us focus to the real story...

alkisahnyee eyeliner nie camnie...
aq nie xpernah try lagi pakai liquid eyeliner..tapi aq suke sgt tgk minah2 arab..pakai lawa giller..serious babe...biler dah pakai tuh...mata nampak bundar sgt kan3..
i loikeeee!!!
lame dah nak try..tapi aq xreti..hampa****
hmmm.. tapi kan tangan kalo terkenan Parkinson ..uihh mintak jauh lah pakai liquid eyeliner...kang xpasal2 jadi disaster ...larikkkk
(only those yg hebat je..leh pakai eyeliner liquid tanpa comot...salute lah ngan korang2)
tabik hormat sume..
tapi aq nie degil..mmg sejak azali lagi lah aq nie degi kan..gatal lah tgn nak pakai liquid eyeliner..ditambah ngan aq tgk roomate aq alin pakai smooth je...teringin lah aq nak try pakai...
(gedik kan aq nie)
ishk3..
pastu aq try pinjam adeq aq nyee liquid eyeliner n ngan confident nyee...
pakai liquid eyeliner tue kat bahagian bawah mata..and nak tau ape jadi???

jeng3


...liquid hitam tue masuk dalam mata and bahagian mata putih aq tue jadi hitam!!!
...cecair tue dah masuk dalam mata...giller cemas aq...
berlari g bilik air and basuh mata tue..
the condition become worse when I rapidly blink my eyes..
supposedly xleh wat camtue..haishhh
(xtau nape wat camtue..lagi cecair tue byk masuk dalam mata) ishk3
mayb sebab aq panic kot...yelah mata jadi hitam sume..sape x panic kan yunk..ishk3
sejuk satu badan...last2 alhamdullilah...xde ape yg berlaku..tapi mata merah lah pastue...pedih kene tonyoh..nak kuarkan cecair hitam tue punyee pasal..hmmm...
FAiled!!!

ok another warning to kids..
pliz do not try this at home okeh..

pastue aq citer balik kat roomate aq..die cakap liquid eyeliner pakai kat bahagian atas mata sahaja...xde org pakai kat bawah mata...ohhh baru aq tau..setelah 24 tahun aq hidup kat dunia nie..aduyaii sadis giller
ahahaha...meraung pun xgune...pffffffffffff

oklah penat dah type


end of the story


-haruslah menepek satu gambar raye ..@terengganu..n haruslah di ignore background dibelakang yee...besalah kampung ku tetap dihati..heee-





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